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Generation Gap
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An economical Valentine
It's about that time of year, guys. The prices of roses are going up, and the money in your pocketbook is plummeting. Since your girlfriend won't wait until Barack Obama fixes the economy to celebrate Valentine's Day, … -
Work-inspired poetry
Today I've seen many patients, And with some I have lost all my patience, But one certain sick bed It sticks out in my head And gives me hair-pulling fixations. This patient came in with a virus. For his safety we will … -
Airport Fees
[Scene 1: Airport check-in terminal. DuckTapeJourneyman approaches the ticket counter. After ringing the bell at the counter, an older lady come up to the ticket desk. Names have been changed to protect both the … -
Happy Boxing Day!
Happy Boxing Day! I looked on my calendar, and saw that they are celebrating Boxing Day in Canada. Since I'm in no way Canadian, nor have I ever visited Canada, I thought I was the best person to explain how they cele… -
Taken over by the Holidays
The last few days have been crazy in the DuckTape household. Between work getting busy and preparing for the holiday season, I haven't had time to blog. I apologize, and I thought I'd catch up with my writing. Now, I … -
The Christmas Letter
This is the time of year for receiving Christmas cards; those pretty little pieces of card stock that you hang up on your mantle or entertainment system. However, along with many many Christmas cards comes a small docum… -
HAIKU DAY!
Usually, when I don't have enough time to write something interesting, but I need to write something to fill the day, I'll do a little poetry. If I'm really lacking on time to post, I'll do a simple haiku. Haikus, for … -
Soap operas are so predictable
Between football games this thanksgiving weekend, I caught up on a lot of television I normally miss. I got to watch a little bit of daytime court shows (nobody can touch Judge Judy, though). I got to see cheesy infome… -
Pardoned Turkeys Arrested
Breaking News!"Pumpkin" and "Pecan", the two turkeys pardoned by President George W. Bush this year, were arrested at approximately 2 a.m. this morning, on charges of burglary, assault on a police officer, and evading ar…
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